Real massage.
Not another "spiritual journey" or "bodyrub".
No "up to". Actually the time you book.
No misleading euphemisms "19" = for 10 years in a row, or "mature" = voted for Ike, "curvy" = fat, "gratuity" = additional fee, or "massage" = wiped with oil...
No insipid generation gap and/or culture gap "conversation" that makes you feel old and alienated, not connected and rejuvenated.
No misspelled basic words relating to massage that should be a dead giveaway.
No "borrowed" pics - the pics in this ad are less than a few weeks old, and the rest are on my site...
When I say *intense* massage, I mean that I'm equally adept at real deep tissue massage as feathery light maddening touch, leaving you quite happy. I don't do soft touch only (so please don't come expecting or requesting another standard issue "rub") or deep tissue only. I expertly seque from strong deep tissue to the lightest, most highly sensitizing sensual, providing literally the best of both worlds in a single appointment.
Please read my site in full, thanks!
www.vanessacmt.com
(I travel - please put "Birmingham" in your note,
preferably the subject line, thanks!)
Why pre schedule when other providers are available right away?
Ever notice how many reviews say "I booked an hour with her, but she had me out the door in 30 (or less)"? I work on people for every single minute of their time, plus I'm a genuinely trained therapist and provider, not just a provider. That means I generally have appointments. I don't have an assistant to answer while I'm working (which I am most of the time), and instead of posting flirty messages on every adult board I can find and shaving off or more of your time so I can spend more of your time setting appointments with other people (who in turn I'm also going to rip off on their time), I'm actually working (and, between the 50 lb table, the driving, and the deep tissue, working hard). Please plan a so I have time to get back to you (the time you save may be your own:)
But the other providers are only...
I'm a trained professional who doesn't have a conceited attitude but a real concern about doing what I do right, not just getting people in and out the door. I also have the traveling over in a week or less that most local providers have in a month. How many "bargain" experiences have turned out to be a waste of time? Doesn't "waste of time" equal zero? In school they taught us that zero plus zero still equals zero. So one more "bargain" experience after another can't somehow add up to one good appointment. If all you want is another "rub", please, go low and with just about any other ad. But if you want actual massage, please consider what's realistic given the situation and the provider and how hard that is to actually find - there's "massage", and then there's actual massage - thanks. erotic massage parlours near me,erptic massage near me,adult message near me,adult massage parlor near me,usa sex guide alabama,erotic massags,escort masajes,chinese massage birmingham,erotic massage parlour near me,eroric massage near me
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